"Time for the big finale. I've got just enough voice left for one fantastic song, and I know exactly what it should be."

"Oh no," Peter groaned, knowing exactly what was coming.

"Oh yes!" Sirius agreed with a wicked grin.

"James, no," Remus shook his head. "You swore you wouldn't, McGonagall made us promise!"

Ignoring Remus utterly, James swung round to the microphone and caressed an affectionate hand down it. He smiled benignly down at the audience as if about to start the most soulful of love songs.

Since James is about to sing about his one true love, it's very appropriate, Remus thought caustically, knowing there was nothing he could do to stop James and Sirius, as usual.

"Ooooooooooh," James drew out the first syllable for as long as possible, eyes roaming the crowd until his gaze locked with McGonagall. Remus saw her eyes narrow even across the room and realized with a sinking feeling that she must already know what was coming.
"A wizard's staff has a KNOB on the END, a KNOB on the END, a KNOB on the END!"

Knowing from experience that if he was going to take the flack for it, and he always did, he might as well have the fun, Remus joined in just as enthusiastically as the other three. He didn't even pause when McGonagall began to stride towards them, plowing through the mob of students like a tank.

Remus thought it was possible he might die laughing when Dumbledore, dancing enthusiastically amidst the students, grabbed her by the arm and twirled her along with him.

"I LOVE this song,