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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender." -W.C. Fields





"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." -Jon Stewart



"читать дальшеIf this is coffee, please bring me some tea. If this is tea, please bring me some coffee." -Abraham Lincoln





"And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence." -Bertrand Russell





"In other news, the director of the FBI left his CAR KEYS in his CAR with the DOORS UNLOCKED and the ENGINE RUNNING on the BAD SIDE OF TOWN for TEN HOURS only to discover that a SOPHISTICATED CAR THIEF had used SOPHISTICATED "GETTING IN AND DRIVING OFF" TECHNOLOGY to STEAL IT. A SOPHISTICATED STICKER ON THE CAR WINDOW STATING "PLEASE DON'T STEAL THIS CAR" WAS SOMEHOW SUBVERTED. "This is an eye-opener for all of us," says one FBI official." -James Grant, re:



"I think you'd sweat cute blood." - Oz



"A little rebellion now and then is a good thing; the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -Thomas Jefferson





"We even copied the way the Americans walked, though Father Leonard didn't like that bit of admiration. He disapproved of rolling buttocks." - Tom Baker