---> Если вы думаете, что вы лучше собеседника (или что вы правы, а он не прав) только потому, что:
1. у вас много денег (недвижимости, акций, крышечек от бутылок кока-колы);
читать дальше2. вы "духовный" (продвинутый, просветленный, кастрированный в зрелом возрасте);
3. у вас есть дети (сестры и братья, морские свинки, коллекция фантиков);
4. у вас есть Мерседес (самокат, личный самолет, большой хуй);
5. вы русский (еврей, монгол, уссурийский тигр);
6. у вас была тяжелая жизнь (легкая жизнь, вообще не было жизни, вы - жертва аборта);
7. у вас диплом по психологии (лингвистике, паталогоанатомии, погрузке апельсинов бочками);
8. вы верите в бога (НЛО, астрологию, астролябию);
9. вы не верите в бога (черта, душу мать);
10. вы сатанист (гот, ролевик, простой советский хулиган);
11. вы из Москвы (Иерусалима, Нью-Йорка, Улан-Батора);
12. вы никогда не материтесь (всегда материтесь, никогда не слышали мата, вы глухонемой);
13. вы красивы (некрасивы, вам похуй, вам не похуй);
14. вы мужчина (женщина, гермафродит, сиреневый жопокрокодил);
15. вы гомосексуалист (гетеросексуал, импотент, пассивный некрофил);
16. вы либерал (демократ, патриот, жириновский) ---
то вы дурак и идите на хуй!
one from the best bioСчастлива в личной, общественной и профессиональной жизни; морально, материально и сексуально обеспечена. Желающим доебаться ничего не светит - идите на хуй, не сворачивая.
'And I suppose we could start with this one, as it is a comedy and not too difficult. Though you would love some of the bloodier ones, Macbeth for instance, or Hamlet. No doubt you quite fancy yourself the tortured hero, or rather anti-hero.'
'Huh.'
'So,' Remus sat up, trying to create a serious learning atmosphere, 'Much Ado About Nothing. It's a comedy more than it is romantic, just like your 'love-life', as you like to call it, though 'fooling around with anyone that's available' would be a more accurate desсriрtion. Somehow actual love never seems to be involved when you-'
'Are the insults relevant to the play?'
'No, you can have them for free.'
'Free? Do I have to pay you for this tuition? I don't do sexual favours, mind, I save them for Professor Mayflower.'
'Hah! She refuses to touch you even with her Dragonhide gloves on. So, the main characters are called Beatrice and Benedick--' Remus was interrupted by a brief snigger which he ignored. '--And they're in love, though they don't realise it. They act out their tensions by arguing and playing tricks on each other. Like you and James, really,' he concluded smugly.
'You lie!' Sirius scrambled to his knees. 'You made that up just to piss me off, that is not in the play.' He leaned close, trying to read from the book.
'Actually it is; ask anyone. So the other characters play tricks on them to help the romance along.' Remus wondered if he told James that Sirius was in love with him, and vice versa, it would actually work in real life. 'Eventually it works and they get married.'
'By your logic that means I'm also in love with Snape and Bellatrix and my own brother and pretty much everyone else in the school.'
'So they get married,' Remus persisted, 'and live happily ever after and have lots of sly, evil, scruffy little black-haired children.' (1/11 TDDofSB by K-K)
But if Remus was going to be good-looking he'd want it to be in the same way that James was; happy, smiling and healthy, a bit scruffy, but normal. Everything about James was just so normal that Remus envied it far more than he'd ever envied Sirius' money and beauty. Sirius may be dark and intriguing and fascinating, but James was just, well, James really, but still...
Remus hated James in that moment, just for being so confident. Not even that he was confident of Lily's eventual affections --because he wasn't-- but his confidence that one day he'd find someone nice, whom he loved and would love him back, and they'd be happy. Remus had never been able to imagine himself with a happy home
Sirius was the most confident person he knew; a boy who didn't care what anyone thought, a boy who openly defied his powerful family and its traditions.
But Bellatrix had found the perfect way to break him.
Any other time Remus would have said no, but somehow he understood how important this was. Sirius needed at least some small hold over his family, for his own sanity, or whatever semblance of sanity Sirius was master of.
'I know. Bella can be an awful cow sometimes.'
'True, but Sirius can be an awful idiot.'
'First rule of good lying,' Sirius told her as Peter's laughter got louder.
'What on god's earth is the first rule of good lying?' Lily hissed.
Peter snorted. 'It's easy,' he told her once his laughter had died down, though his mouth still twitched with occasional amusement. 'If you're stuck in a tricky situation, and you can't think of a good excuse it's all you have to do.'
'We got our Shakespearian happy ending after all.'
'Sirius! Shut up.'
...
'But-- Oh, for god's sake. And Shakespeare's stuff isn't all happy,' Remus pointed out, 'sometimes everyone dies horribly at the end.'(11/11 TDDofSB by K-K)