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You know what truly disgusts me in fandom, the thing I find sick and depraved beyond the telling of it, the most grotesque, antisocial, perverse, repulsive, gut-clenching horror? It's gen-rated fic. I mean, OMGWTF is up with that? All of these people in the story, ready, willing, and able, and they're not having sex? What kind of morally whacked writer would do that? I could just puke thinking of it, all of that wasted flesh, all of those shrivelled dicks and poor, sad unused vaginas and bums.
Then I start worrying--no, panicking!--that the sicko writers are going to do in RL what they're doing in their fic. Yes, you know what I'm talking abоut: no sex in the stories means no sex in RL! Man, that terrifies me to the very core of my being, imagining future generations of lily-white...Except wait! There'll be no future generations! Oh, I weep for the future! I shake my curled hairy palm at you corrupters of innocence, with your evil purity and your zipped pants! The world is already screwed up enough, but throw chastity in the mix and those four dudes on the white (sadly, non-phallic) horses will be racing earthward.
That's right: you gen writers are bringing in the doom, and I implore you from the bottom of my twat to exorcise this revolting goodness from your stories and your lives! Please, abandon your sex-free ways and write about fellatio, cunnilingus, incest, and sodomy--the fate of the world depends on it!
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; sure, there's crappy NC-17 slash out there, the porn-by-numbers that's psychologically flat and erotically deflated, where the author's imitating rather than creating, but when *********************